"With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.
"So we aren't heavy. We are enormously cultured, educated, and happy.
"Beginning today, when I look in the mirror I will think:
'Good grief! Look how smart I am!'

"Must be where 'Smart Ass' came from!"

~via a message posted on my L&D unit. How smart is this, right? We're not fat. We're smart! Haha!~

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1 comment:

Alyssa said...

oh i love that!

therefore i will continue to eat this easter egg guilt free ;)